I thought I was SO smart including this maxi dress in my items because it is COOL and IN STYLE. But see, those are adjective that don’t really apply to me. So every time I put it on I just think ‘Ok now what?’ Also it is much much clingier than I thought, so clingy that I do not feel 100% appropriate wearing it to work. Curly-haired-boy insists that it is ok, but really I am not going to trust his judgement on something like ‘does my butt look big in this?’ because the answer to that is ‘Loren your butt is just so round and big, and when I’m throwing a gig I just can’t help myself. I’m actin’ like an animal. Now here’s my scandal.’
Wait, sorry that was Sir-Mix-Alot not my boyfriend. What were we talking about? How cute I am? Yeah lets make that the subject.
This outfit looks way cuter than I expected. That is all.