Category Archives: Ian Dog

Ian-Dog Classes it Up

I feel been a little absent from the blog-o-sphere. There was a stomach bug last week, the car breaking down, a birthday party for the curly-haired-boy to plan, a new project at work, a blog to redesign (how cute it Kate). All in all blogging became much less of a priority. I’ll be back soon with more exciting things but for now I have this to share.

We sometimes, could maybe, definitely be accused of pampering our pup. Since we are planning a murder mystery gangster/flapper costume party this weekend Ian-dog is invited, he’s going by the alias ‘Pugsy Malone’ and needed a costume. I’ve ben a little obsessed with this tutorial since I read it on Katherine’s site a while ago. So I followed it, to make this adorable little collar/tie combo. His tie is (I’m pretty sure) a baby’s accessory. It even has a tiny rhinestone on it, which I refer to as his ‘bling’.

In general Ian loves costumes. We’ve only got a few items for him. But we are always sure to give him extra loving and encouragement when he wears them. To the point that when I pull out his little kerchief he gets genuinely excited.

How to Deal with a Difficult Dog: A Love Story

You have all most likely been introduced to Sir Ian McKellen, the dog. Usually called Ian-dog in case newbies to my blog get confused and wonder why my boyfriend seems to be obsessed with squeaky toys & squirrels, and why I would take my dog to see a movie. But you have never heard the journey of Sir Ian McKellen. It’s a rough story to tell because it does not put me in the best light. I wanted to write it to let others know that pet owning isn’t always cuddles & treats. Sometimes it is hard work, and that it is totally worth it.

In the Beginning

Back in 2009 shortly after my father died. I decided I needed to get a dog. Boyfriend had just moved in with me at the time and he was very wary about this decision. ‘Remember Loren, you’re supposed to wait 6 months after a big loss to make any life changing decisions.’ He didn’t say ‘no’ though.

So approximately 8 months later (which is totally more than six months) I adopted my friends wire-haired  mix. She was threatening to take him to the pound because she was in college and living with her parents and just couldn’t take care of him anymore now that he wasn’t an adorable puppy.

So we drove over to her house, and after playing with this 11-month-old pup for about 3 minutes I was ready to take him home & love him forever. I’d read LOADS of websites about dogs, talked to the ladies at the pet store about what he should eat, bought him a crate to sleep in so that we could crate train. He was cute & cuddly & the best thing ever. And me? I was totally & completely 100% prepared. Does this feel ominous to anyone? Because this is where the story takes a turn for the worse.

He was awful. He barked constantly at anyone who walked past our door, he destroyed random things in the apartment any time we left, he whined all night long, he hated being crated. He ripped up rugs & books & shoes & anything he could get his little teeth around, he jumped on everyone & everything, he nipped at everyone’s hands. He was virtually UN-WALKABLE. Constantly pulling and lunging at anything that crossed our path. Please picture grainy ‘recreation’ videos zooming in slowly on a torn book, and slowly panning across a black & white photo of a gouges he carved in the bedroom door.

But it was ok, I was prepared, dogs are hard work. I would do everything right and he would be a good boy.

Except that takes so much longer than you think. Eight months in I was ready to quit, he still destroyed everything in the house. He still jerked me around on walks, he still tormented the cat.

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That Song that Eveyone is Sick of

Everything important here is from a Thrift store, except Ian Dog and he is the most important.

Sometimes (read: Constantly) we talk to the animals, and occasionally (read: every.single.time) we make them talk back with funny voices.

Ian-dog is surprisingly good with puns, or maybe just bad with words but he’s a fan of making up his own lyrics for songs. He’s re-written the words to a very unpopular one.

You should know that these are the proper lyrics

Today, Today, gonna take a walk Today

Gonna sniff me some behinds

Because I’m part-Ian, Part-Ian! YEAH! Part-Ian Part-Ian Yeah!

Fun fun fun…. fun… fun…. fun… fun fun fun fun… uh…

Looking forward to some behinds

I was worried that his lyrics didn’t really rhyme, then I remembered the actual lyrics don’t rhyme. Hope you guys all  have a beautiful weekend. We don’t have any outings planned but I’m sure we’ll fill our days with something awesome.

Getting his sniffer ready.

Happy Mother’s Day

To all the mothers out there ‘HAPPY DAY!’

Instead of writing a long post about how much I love my mother I am taking her to dinner. But here is a picture of my cutest ‘kid’ who isn’t allowed on the bed.

 

Stranger On the Street: Oh what a cute dog can I pet him?

Loren: Sure he’s very friendly.

Stranger: Oh you are such a cute dog! What type of dog are you?

Ian: One hundred percent good dog! That’s what I am, 100% good dog…